the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID
Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.
when i die make sure my corpse has winged eyeliner
i was about to lose my v-card the other night when the guy asked “are you ready” and i answered ”aye aye captain!!!”. needless to say, i’m still a virgin
my favorite topping
no school tomorrow.
*raises hands in the air* WOOOOOOO!
i’m 5’3. i got a short torso and long ass legs. my school dress code is dresses/skirts have to be 3 inches above my knee. DO YOU KNOW HOW IT FUCKING IS TO FIND DRESSES AND SKIRTS THAT LENGTH? it’s not even like i want to show hella skin for school, it’s because i can’t motherfucking find dem 3 inches above my knee shits. another thing that pisses me off is that it’s ALWAYS the quiet ass little asians or the black big booty bitches that never gets in trouble for their clothes. i can legit guarantee you every single time i wear a dress/skirt, some bitchass teacher will call me out for it.. no doubt about it. i don’t even wear em’ like that! only when i have to dress up for a presentation or what not. shit i wore ripped jeans once and my teacher told me to be careful.. &i’m just like why me? y’all act like i got actual booty meat to show off GEEZ. damn, i can’t wait to graduate in a few months.